Nuke LaLoosh for a Day

Check out this eBay auction.

I figure I could hold down right field without any problems for an inning. The at bat would be a disaster and I imagine the pitcher would throw not stop curveballs. The kind of curveballs that a normal person would bail out of the batters box for fear of being hit only to see the junk bend right over the middle of the plate. 2 of those would put me down 0-2. Last pitch would be a 90mph fastball that would blow right by me a I swung my purse at it. 3 pitches and out.

Not sure if that's worth $8,000.