Bachelor Party Summary - Night 1 - Friday

Here is a timeline of the activities:

DAY 1 - Friday
1pm - Meet with the boys at Kipling station to begin the adventure.
3pm - After stopping at duty free and buying 100 cold shots (for 5 guys) we crack the first one in the car in Buffalo. Driver Pat does not drink.
4:30pm - Eat a MacDonalds somewhere in Pennsylvania.
4:35pm - Sloppy shits pants in car
4:45pm - Drive resumes after Sloppy runs into the woods to change his underwear.
6:30pm - Arrive in Cleveland and Jay hands my a huge red bull type drink.
7:00pm - Partying in rooms has commenced and everyone has arrives. Someone brought a stupid wig that I have to wear.

After that time seems to fade away but here are the remaining memories:
- Funnelling 3 different times in the hotel room
- Visiting the strip bar and getting numerous lap dances. I was well behaved.
- Matt Knucklestein
- On stage at the strip bar and getting whipped by my own belt. Also some punched to the back of my head from the three strippers who beat me up on stage.
- Kuhner livid that I didn't get naked on stage.
- Crowd gets split and we end up at a dance club. Brad K is picking up every girl in the place.
- I begin to feel ill and Ryan/Pat and I grab a cab home.
- I pass out in the room and Cinnamon sometime after breaks into my room and jumps on me. I resume sleeping.
- Kuhner is so drunk he pisses on the floor of his room.

Pretty eventful given that was only the prelude to Saturday.