Bachelor Party Summary - Day 2- Saturday

I woke up feeling pretty good all things considered the night before. Had a little breakfast with Litkey/Martin. Went up to Fykers room and the chest paint was out. I hooked up with the "E" in "Go BLue Jays". See pictures a few posts before.

Headed over to the Jake and it was an amazing stadium. Here are the highlights of the game:

- Non-stop heckling of Jay's announcers PatTabler and Jamie Campbell
- Heckling Coco Crisp
- Long rain delay caused everyone but my Slop, Hedge and Cinny to stick around.
- Tabler mentions us on the sportsnet broadcast as a "boisterous" bunch of Canadians.
- Beers got shut off too early so we suffered through the last couple innings dry.

Jay's lost but it was a great expereince. After leaving the stadium there was a cool bar across the street. Sure enough there is Keefer, Howe and Marty drunk as skunks. The had also made friends with a Stag and Doe party so we drank with these people. Had the shirts off in the bar for pictures etc. Marty was totalled and was spitting on people..he has a problem. Finally went back to the hotel to find everyone else HAD A NAP and quietly watching a movie. From here on in pure chaos:

- I funnelled numerous people using Molson Kick for napping.
- Marty passes out and I poured beer on him.
- Headed to a cool bar with a rooftop pation.
- 3 tequila shots in the first 3 minutes upon arriving.
- Few other bachelorette parties should up and my buddies had my shirt off and were letting girls sign me.
- Ended up completly covered in markers and pen (front and back) and barely remember anything after the tequila's
- Got back to the hotel and I recall a brawl in the elevator and nearly getting injured.

All in all it's a miracle I lasted all night and is a testament to red bull and Molson Kick..you can party all night on that stuff.