Things to not do the week before you get married

1. Get injuried severaly enough to warrant a cast, crutches..etc. Antyhing that will result in an inability to move or wear a tuxedo.
2. Beware of facial lacerations which could results in serious post-production work on the photography.
3. Don't trash talk your peers are work since they will likely need to cover for you during the honeymoom.
4. Do not make any promises in regards to pre-wedding night partying or pre-ceremony beer funnels.
5. Do not forget to get a haircut.